My Euros Vision

So, I've had an idea.  In an attempt to make both the European Football Championship and the Eurovision Song Contest more appealing, I am suggesting that countries have to enter the same team/act for both.


So, Russia this year would have their granny group squaring up against Poland in the first game of the group stages and England could choose whether to have Engelbert Humperdinck as a one-man football team, or whether to have the England football team performing Three Lions at Eurovision.  Let's face it, the England team couldn't have done much worse than poor old Engelbert in Eurovision; although, to be fair, Engelbert probably has about as much chance of winning the euros as Terry, Ferdinand et al.


And the real genius of my idea?  Finally Wales will have a chance.  Only Boys Aloud, with their 150-odd members, would belt out a bloody good tune and stand a good chance at Eurovision, and could all simply hang around the goal end of the pitch making it impossible for the opposition to get through.


All rights to my idea are reserved by me but can be bought by an enterprising TV company for a very reasonable six-figure sum.


Thank you.